Let’s keep this fact in mind: Each country’s Eurovision song is chosen via an American Idol-type contest. So just try to imagine what the songs that didn’t win were like.
And that’s it. I think I got every Eurovision song, except one that was removed from the Eurovision account because of a claim of copyright infringement. (Hilarious. No, the system isn’t broken at all.) My usual programming of giant robots and offensive comic book ads will recommence shortly.